The following images are taken from The Metro and The Evening Standard, London's fine free daily newpapers. The captions are my own interpretation.
Tuesday, 30 August 2011
Eye-nvy
David Coates is the first man in history to have his sight restored with the installation of a piece of revolutionary technology, a bionic eye. David's eye, capable of revolutionary feats of vision, has sparked controversy and envy in the royal ranks with Prince Charles expressing his interest in obtaining one of himself.
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Utterly Disgusting
Smelly-O Berlusconi
For those not familiar with Berlusconi, he is an ejaculating penis with an Italian Prime Minister attached.
This man cannot determine whether it is the Italian Prime Minister's excuse for sleeping with underage women, his general appearance, his ridiculous policies or just Berlusconi's odour, but one or more definitely stink like sh!*. The public seemed to be just as disgusted with this leader as this man is.
Grand Theft Ballerina
A recent report states that Ballerina theft is up 30% this year. The thefts have caused major disruption to many performances the likes of which include The Nutcracker and Swan Lake. This CCTV footage has captured one of the culprits in action.
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